I'm Not Stupid

This made me smile and laugh out loud. Tori Amos' verdict on the Lindsay Lohan troubles earlier this summer. The second half is part of a song called winter, but unfortunately it cuts off half way through...

Here are the lyrics:

“Just a little chat

I need to have

When I was 21 do you think

I had a bag of cocaine

in my car?

If I did - if I did

You’d never know it

because it would have been hidden

I’m not stupid.

But why are so many 21-year old millionaires so stupid?

Stupid and cute.

But stupid - I don’t know.

Let’s just say

When I was 26 (or seven - or eight)

And I was a billionairess

What would I have done?

Many naughty things.

Many, many, many naughty things.

But I would have had a DRIVER!

‘Cuz I’m not stupid, no.

I’m not stupid, no.

Not THAT stupid anyway

‘Cuz if I had been naughty

(I like being naughty)

But I haven’t been caught so far

and I am almost 44

44

And I’ve done many,

many, many, many, many bad things.

They are hidden inside my *mmm - mmm*

Inside my *mmm - mmm*

So there’s no record or no fingerprints on it

‘Cuz I’m not stupid

‘Cuz I’m not stupid

No, not stupid!”