My not-so-real-resolutions

Found on Becky's Page today.

I like these. I clicked the button 3 times and got these:

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning. Get your resolution here

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Get fired from my current job. Get your resolution here

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Eat more junk food. Get your resolution here